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Slack Bot Achieves Tenure, Now Requires Formal Request to Mute

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News · May 27, 2026

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Slack Bot Achieves Tenure, Now Requires Formal Request to Mute

The corporate Slack bot, known internally as Helper 9, has reportedly achieved tenure after three years of uninterrupted service and now requires a signed…