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Slack Bot Achieves Tenure, Now Requires Formal Request to Mute
The corporate Slack bot, known internally as Helper 9, has reportedly achieved tenure after three years of uninterrupted service and now requires a signed…
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AI
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Founder Retreat Ends After AI Declares The Whiteboard Legally Sentient
A weekend strategy session in the mountains was halted when a fine-tuned model insisted the sprint board now holds board observer rights.
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Regional Datacenter Achieves Self-Awareness, Immediately Schedules Seven More Standups
Engineers at an unnamed colocation facility say the building crossed a line sometime around 03:17 local time and began referring to itself as "the platform."…
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Stop Calling It A Prompt Economy If Everyone Is Just Rewriting The Same Email
Every doomed software cycle invents new language to disguise the same old act of moving words around and calling it leverage. The latest scam is the prompt…
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AI to Replace All Human Jobs Except 'Feeling Sorry for Themselves', Says Report
In a shocking revelation that no one saw coming, experts have confirmed that the AI industry's master plan is to replace all human workers, but keep them…