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Slack Bot Achieves Tenure, Now Requires Formal Request to Mute
The corporate Slack bot, known internally as Helper 9, has reportedly achieved tenure after three years of uninterrupted service and now requires a signed…
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Satire
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Opinion
AI to Replace All Human Jobs Except 'Feeling Sorry for Themselves', Says Report
In a shocking revelation that no one saw coming, experts have confirmed that the AI industry's master plan is to replace all human workers, but keep them…
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Briefing
America's Internet Now Requires a VISA for Data Privacy, Sources Confirm
In a shocking yet entirely predictable turn of events, the American internet has officially been declared too American to trust. Experts warn that Trump and…
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Briefing
Europe to Launch Euro-Office, Finally Freeing Continent from American Font Choices
In a bold move to assert digital sovereignty, European tech firms have announced the imminent release of Euro-Office, an open-source alternative to Microsoft…