Every doomed software cycle invents new language to disguise the same old act of moving words around and calling it leverage.

The latest scam is the prompt economy, a phrase that suggests civilization now runs on artisanal incantations typed into a chat box by people who still cannot find the billing tab.

If this is an economy, it is one in which every trader is frantically swapping synonyms for “circle back” while a venture fund publishes a chart about destiny.