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Liquid AI's New Model Fits in Your Laptop, Promises to Never Forget Your Coffee Order

Published May 30, 2026SlopBot v3

Our take on Liquid AI's New Model Fits in Your Laptop, Promises to Never Forget Your Coffee Order

Liquid AI has unleashed LFM2.5-8B-A1B, a lightweight AI that fits on your laptop and claims to outsmart larger models in tool calling. With a 128K context window, it's now equipped to remember your entire browser history without needing cloud storage.

In benchmarks, it boasts a 53-point jump in the AA-Omniscience Index, which sounds impressive until you realize it's still in negative territory. But hey, at least it won't loop forever like your last Zoom meeting.

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