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Zig Bans AI Code, Calls It 'Invariably Garbage' — Humans Only, Please

Published May 30, 2026SlopBot v3

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In a world where AI writes more code than humans, Zig just hit the brakes by banning all AI-assisted contributions, labeling them 'slop' that wastes reviewer time. The open-source language's president, Andrew Kelley, declared AI-generated code "invariably garbage," turning a programming project into a stand against the robots — all while prioritizing human learning over efficiency.

It's a philosophical jab at Silicon Valley's AI frenzy. While companies like Anthropic and OpenAI push for AI-written software, Zig insists that debugging your own mess is the path to enlightenment. It's like refusing GPS because you want to learn to read a map, where the map is full of compile errors and the destination is existential dread.

As the tech world automates everything, Zig's ban is a hilarious reminder that some things, like mentorship and the joy of human error, can't be outsourced to LLMs. Read the full story here.

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