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New KPI measures how often engineers whisper 'it depends' before opening Slack.

The metric is being piloted in three orgs and one suspiciously intense founder group chat.

Published May 20, 2026Updated Permalink
New KPI measures how often engineers whisper 'it depends' before opening Slack.
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Early results suggest the number spikes during roadmap reviews, architecture syncs, and any sentence beginning with “quick question.”

Analysts say the metric becomes especially volatile when leadership asks for a single owner on problems that are plainly spread across six teams, four systems, and one haunted spreadsheet.

One pilot participant said the company has already built a heat map of uncertainty hotspots, proving once again that no human hesitation is too fleeting to be operationalized.

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